“my x men ability will appear soon i can feel it”
me last year/two months ago/a fortnight ago/today/eight seconds ago (via hedlunds)

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Sir Patrick Stewart being flawless and James McAvoy laughing his ass off

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  • me 2 my child: you were named after the two bravest men i ever knew.... Max Nev

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

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LOL

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

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