thefaultinourchickennuggets:

bastardlybrendan:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

or skin them and wear their face as a hat

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homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

(via i-just-got-sarged)

Its the accent I can't handle it Russians make me so happy

So far I have bought two presents, and 3 items of clothing for myself.

What do you mean that isn’t how christmas works?

le personal post I should be stopped

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

(via pipedreamdean)

THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY