kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

(Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com, via caligulette)

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

(via jaredsasquatch)

I've never heard of a better analogy for anything ever

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

(via jaredsasquatch)

hahahaha this is gr9

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via pelmatogram-of-a-unicorn)

I’m friends with Maleficent apparently.

I’m friends with Maleficent apparently.

le personal post chewbecka Cuckoo

reliquatory:

Cat Eyes are nice… but Bat Eyes are better.

Happy Halloween <3